Whino app for iPhone and iPad

Be the life of the party!

Impress others with your mad skills in describing wine perfectly, every time.

There’s no need to be intimidated any longer by pinky-lifting, cravat-sporting sommeliers. Whino uses our state of the art Sniff-O-Matic technology in combination with our proprietary wine analysis algorithm to produce precisely accurate and detailed tasting notes for any wine.

Just simply hold Whino over your glass of wine and let Whino do the rest. (Note: do not submerge Whino in the wine. The Sniff-O-Matic technology must remain dry to effectively analyze the polyphenols and esters of your wine. Plus it will jack up your phone…)

It’s time to get busy living – let Whino serve as your first step on the road to fortune and fame, or the next step in rounding out your legacy of excellence.

Embrace your inner snob. And remember . . . wine is awesome!

* This app is intended for entertainment purposes only and does not provide true wine discerning functionality.